Sylvana somehow had gotten herself to New Zealand, to the Lord of the Rings set. She was inexplicably trying to get an autograph from a Random Camera Guy when Nick rolled up in the Mystery Machine. The Aussie was dressed as Shaggy, from the Scooby Doo television show, and he hopped out opening the doors to the van.
Dozens of Rabid Ewoks spilled out. "Go get cast as Furry Orcs!" Nick yelled as he waved them away.
But they turned on him.
Crispy appeared on the scene, dressed like Dexter from the television show Dexter's Laboratory. He wore a white labcoat, black boots, and purple latex gloves. He also wore HUGE glasses. He headed over to drag Sylvana away from the RCG, pulling her to the relative safety of having the Mystery Machine behind them. "Don't worry Sylvana, I'll save you!" His accent popped back and forth between French and Australian.
A female personality 3P0 droid entered the scene. "Hello, I am G-3P0, Human Ewok relations... I believe they are saying that...." there was the sound of static and the droid's voice changed to sound nearly like Lando Calrissian! "She didn't look married!"
Everyone stared at the droid, "What in the sith kind of droid is that!?" someone asked.
A burst of static and the droid's voice turned back to the prissy female tone. "I believe that they don't think they're suited to be orcs. They take it as an in.. an in... an in..." the droid's head shook and a sound of static returned. Then a voice, sounding rather corellian, spoke from the droid. "Set up another tall one! I can't believe I drank that much!"
"Okay, this is getting really weird!" Sylvana cried out from where she was standing behind a tall-seeming Dexter, and a long-haired Shaggy.
"Oh, Miss Sylvana, of course it is weird," the droid was back to its prissy female tone a moment before jittering once more. "Weird. weird. weird weir-" static, and then.... "I am an Imperial Death Droid, I make Imperials dead. Bring on the stormies!"
Sylvana looked worriedly from the droid, to the rabid ewoks, to Crispy-Dexter and Shaggy-Nick.
Then Wedge, Sci, and PSB showed up. While the two leaders tried to dress all of us down, PSB went rummaging through the Mystery Machine and came out with a boxload of electric pink squeaky aliens. He handed them out to the rest of us, and we began combating the Rabid ewoks with them together.
As we were beating the sith out of the rabid ewoks with the electric pink squeaky aliens -- *wheep wheepa wheepa wheep wheep* (ad infinitum) -- Vickie, Kelly and Alisky show up. They just stand there with their respective lightsabers and sword, laughing their arses off.
Unfortunately (read fortunately)..... Before anything else could happen. I woke up.