The End of Arrakis and Such (So We Can Get on With it Already)
Or
Kersplat.
Or
The End of Arrakis in under Five Minutes

By Sylvana Lorrdain.
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Zoom! The people flying over the compound make lots of pretty lights as
they fight against the evil sorts who rose from the ocean. Bang Slash
boom!

Inside, the team called Terra Group (Plus some awkward addons such as
enemies and actors, one frenchman and one galactic) has infiltrated the
facility of doom. Er... Sahhar's lair.

So, Cochran has a fit of darksideyness, in which he wipes actor
memories, cuts off bad guy heads and does all kinds of wonderfully gorey
things to ensure the end of the mission is at hand. Once this is done,
he steals the red home and, incidentally, Lenka - and disappears off
into the Galaxy.

But that's okay, because Fes activates the homing beacon thing on
Raven's Doom, and all of TG are able to make their way back to Mendellia
upon it.

Then, shortly thereafter - Perdition is thrown into turmoil. Patients
revolting, Workers trying not to be revolting. Syl loses a leg. Then,
Face, Hobbie, Wes, and Ooryl are able to spring Crispy, Syl, Crawler,
and Nick from the madness (as well as their droids) and they make their
way back to Terra.

Where there is a WONDERFUL wedding and stuff happens and people are
happy and all sorts of yayness.

the end. (PLEASE!!!!)