Project Boussh: Mountain King by Josh Nolan Black screen. Cue music. Grieg's 'In the Hall of the Mountain King.' Fade up on SWFanfic logo. Fade out. Fade up on WEDGE ANTILLES, standing by a large holograph of a familiar planet, briefing-style. WEDGE: This is Terra. It does not have a unified world government, it has an extremely low technology level, and it does not have any official contact with either the New Republic or the Empire. Cut to close-up of a holograph of Quiara. WEDGE (v/o): It is our opinion that Quiara has been captured by forces- Cut to a close-up of Wedge, speaking these words: WEDGE: Who are opposed to Terran membership in the New Republic. Cut to shot panning over assembled pilots. WEDGE: All of you have been assigned a native Terran. Cut to montage of Terrans with their pilots - KRISTY and MORWEN watching slack-jawed as two X-Wings and the Skate come in for a landing, BECKI watching stunned as three X-Wings land near her marching band, MIKE waving a green X-Wing down, NICK and JOSH N. throwing netting over two X-Wings, VICKIE staring at a landing A-Wing, ALISON throwing the 'Bago door open and grinning, EMILY leaning against a tree and grinning at WES and HOBBIE, BRAD standing next to a grounded B-Wing waving at an approaching A-Wing. Cut back to Wedge, still in the briefing room. WEDGE: May the Force be with you. Cut to KELL in briefing room. KELL: Prophet of Wedge? Cut to behind SCI in the briefing room, where he's addressing the pilots. SCI: Well, many of the people in our collective consider General Antilles to be a kind of god. Close-up of FACE. He's grinning. FACE: Oh Great One! Cut to WEDGE. WEDGE: Shut up, Face. Montage: VICKIE and PASH walking down the aisle - the shopping aisle, of course, with a laden trolley. BECKI and a blue RUNT moving towards a crowd heading into a stadium. JOSH N. leading OORYL along a crowded beach, with OORYL drawing lots of stares. MIKE walking confidently somewhere in Washington with BROR, ELASSAR and SHALLA flanking him. NICK amongst a horde of Ewoks, watching YARG address them. BRAD, in Imperial uniform, surveying the interior of a warehouse haughtily. PIGGY, sitting in a vast room full of junk, near machinery giving a general 'Alert' impression. He activates a comlink. PIGGY: We need to alert the General. Now. Cut to exterior shot of an Imperial Star Destroyer. Pan around to show outline of North America on the planet below. Montage: KRISTY looking out her window, seeing stormtroopers entering the ground floor. VICKIE furtively climbing into a green X-Wing. ALISON, EMILY, FACE, MIKE, and SHARON scaling a stone wall... slowly. In a high-tech place - VICKIE, blazing purple lightsabre in hand, facing an unarmed VICKIE wearing a labcoat. Both look surprised. A similar framing of WES and RUSSELL CROWE facing each other. (Of course, they look the same, except for their clothes.) JOSH N. opening the rear of a hatchback car, spilling Ewoks into the night. Slo-mo snippet of BROR and ELASSAR leaping off a building. BRAD, in a rumpled Imperial uniform, running across a snowfield towards a grounded TIE Interceptor. OORYL surveying the interior of a residence where dead stormtroopers and dead Ewoks litter the ground. The Admonitor's bridge, showing NIRIZ standing to attention. NIRIZ: The bridgehead force is launched, sir. Operation Clifface is underway. Cut to Brad, in a neater Imp uniform. BRAD: They have Ewoks. Cut to ol' blue head himself, Grand Admiral THRAWN. THRAWN: This isn't Endor, Major Corletti. (At this point, the music launches into its frenetic period. Think fast cuts. Think explosions.) Montage: AT/ST landing pods slamming into the snow-covered ground. The pods' sides fall away as the walkers straighten up. BECKI, eyes shut tight, blazing away with a blaster. An F-16 weaving its way through a TIE dogfight, firing a missile. TIE fighters strafing two grounded X-Wings. A B-Wing opening fire with ion cannon on a A-Wing. OORYL diving for cover as a TIE fighter in the background explodes. ALISON leaping, snatching a gleaming sword off the wall. VICKIE and CORRAN duelling with lightsabres. Closeup of white-on-white lightsabres clashing. Then white-on-pink. Then purple-on-yellow (well, yellow-and-purple).. Then white-on-gleaming metal. Then gleaming metal on gleaming metal. This shot pulls back to show a beaten and bloody ALISON disengaging her blade from that held by EUGOR ATNER. In a stone citadel, we see stormtroopers. Lots of stormtroopers. Blazing away with blasters. In a warehouse, we see Ewoks. Lots of Ewoks. Blazing away with blasters. An X-Wing falls in behind a TIE fighter and destroys it with a few sure shots. MIKE, yellow lightsabre in hand, deflects a blaster bolt fired by JOSH N. at FACE. Two VICKIES, both with lightsabres--one purple, one milky white--deflecting a storm of blaster bolts. Noghri swarming out of a doorway, overpowering the people in their way. FACE, a red light flashing under his ear, levelling a blaster and firing. VICKIE and ERISI, fighting with metal blades. KRISTY jumping from her window to the wing of an X-Wing, where WEDGE catches her arm. NICK dropping to the ground as blaster bolts fly over his head. MYN sights along his rifle and fires. KELL, TYRIA, RUNT and THAYER standing back-to-back, blazing away with blasters. A bacta-patched JOSH N. at the head of an Ewok horde, running out of a shuttle. (At this point, we come up to the final chords of the piece. In synch, we see...) An AT/ST detonate while standing up (Ba-bump!) A grounded X-Wing get drilled with a turbolaser (Ba-bump!) WEDGE looking at the X-Wing's wreckage while the rest of that bit plays. JOSH N. gets gunned down (Ba-bump!) ALISON gets gunned down. (Ba-bump!) JOSH N. also gets cleft in twain by VICKIE. A close-up of DORSET looking defiant, with the muzzle of a blaster pointed at her face. (Ba-bump!) A close-up of BRAD, holding the blaster, expressionless. (Ba-bump!) A shot showing the two of them on a Star Destroyer's bridge, DORSET kneeling staring up at BRAD, while he's pointing a blaster at her. The camera zooms back while the music plays... The music stops. Close-up on BRAD. BRAD: All your base are belong to us. Close up on the blaster. His finger tightens as the second-last note plays. On the final note, cut to black. Fade up "Project Boussh." Fade out. Fade up "Now playing on SWFanfic.com" END.