Project Boussh: Havoc In Niagra Falls
by Alison Sky

     Alison brought the winnebago out of hyperspace on the dark side of the
moon as to avoid anyone on Terra from being able to see them appear.  Then she
had her trusty R2, Snipe, track in the route to Niagara University's back
parking lot.
     "Why a university?" Face asked, coming to sit in her co-pilot's seat.
     "I went to school here," Alison explained.  "We can catch some free food
using my old ID, and as an added bonus, we won't be noticed."
     "Won't be noticed?" Myn asked, coming up behind her.  "No one will notice
a big... winnabago... coming out of the sky?"
     "Winnebago, and Niagara Falls is known for it's UFO sightings.  They will
just take our arrival as nother one of those.  Anyway, most of the campus is
probably drunk by now to notice."
     Myn checked the chrono of the dash board.  "It's only 3pm."
     Alison turned to smile at him.  "My point exactally."

     After making a safe landing at the university and getting some lunch at
the cafeteria, Alison and the five Wraiths got back in the winnebago and
started off.  just as they were leaving campus, Alison saw her old rommate, and
stopped.  "Myn, did you bring your sniper rifle?"
     Myn pulled it off his back.  "Never leave the X-Wing without it."
     "Could you please do me a favor and hit that girl with the long red hair. 
You don't need to kill her, just hurt her."
     "what has she done?" Myn asked while getting his sights.
     "She was my roommate last year," she told them, then went on to explain
the horrors that was her life the past year.  
     "She doesn't deserve to die, even for all that," Face said.
     "I repeat, I didn't say kill her.  Just hurt her a bit."
     Myn shook his head and put the sniper away.  "Won't do it, not out of
revenge."
     "She also took all my Rogue Squadron memorablia and tried to throw them in
the garbage bonfire one night."
     In one swift motion, Myn pulled out the sniper rifile, aimed and hit the
redhead on her buttocks.  He smiled, then held on as Alison zoomed out of the
university and hit the I-90.  
     "So, where to now?" Face asked, opening the map upsidedown.  
     "Well, we're going to NYC.  I live in Yonkers, a town just in the suburbs
of the main city.  I share a two bedroom apartment with three people, so I
think we'll just sleep in the 'bago in the parking lot.  Oh, and make sure you
keep your firearms hidden."
     "How come?" Myn asked, stroking the tip of his sniper rifle.
     "Cause you can get arrested, or people will just try to kill you for no
reason.  You guys are here to observe, not get us all killed or thrown in
jail."
     "Yeah," Kirney said, coming up behind Myn and leaning on his shoulder. 
"Remember that, Face."
    "Me?" Face asked, putting on his best hurt face.  "When did I ever cause
trouble?"
      Laughter filled the 'bago as Alison almost forgot to turn and hit the
guardrail.  Snipe whistled at her, and more laughter came.
     "So..." Face said, looking abck at the map,  "What does this symbol mean?"
     Alison took a quick look and smiled.  "It tells you which way to hold the
map.  The N means north, or up."
     Face blushed and quickly flipped the map.  "I knew that."

     Meanwhile, Kolot sat in the back of the 'bago, playing Rogue Squadron on
the N64 and surpassing the levels that Alison could never beat.