Project Boussh: At The Castle Gates
by Majick

 *Phut*
 "There it goes..."
 "No, it's not going to make it!"
 "Duck!"
 *Crash*
 "Let me try..."
 *Phut*
 "This time, we got it"
 "No we haven't. Look out!"
 *Crash*
 "Call yourself a sniper? Give me that!"
 *Phut*
 "Away we go!"
 "..."
 "Shiiii-"
 *Crash*
 "If I might make a suggestion?"
 "What is it, Face?"
 "Maybe use a rope that will actually reach the drawbridge from here?"

 *Clunk*
 *Clunk*
 *Clunk*

 "Ok, remember, callsigns, everyone, callsigns!"
 "When did Mike, uh, Four go camp?"

 "For the last time, Eleven, stop grabbing my foot!"
 "Well, I'm sorry, alright. If you were a faster climber, I'd be okay!"
 *Mutter, mutter*
 "Don't say it, okay?"
 "I'm saying nothing..."
 "Keep it that way."

 "Everyone's got everything, yes?"
 "For the last time, Four, yes!"
 "Uh, well, actually..."
 "Oh for TAWG's sake..."

 "How much further?"
 "We're about halfway."
 "Son of the Sith. Is that all?"
 "Well, I'm a little bit further than you..."
 "Eight, are you quite sure you want to be on your own rope? You can go with
One..."
 "Leave her alone."
 "I was having a go at you, One."
 "I'm still recovering, okay?"
 "Were you this much of a whiner before they put a chip in your brain?"
 "Will you all shut up? We agreed to go at the slowest pace necessary."
 "I didn't know the slowest pace would be the *slowest pace* though, did I?"
 "Alison!"

 "This is fun!"
 "Shut up, Twelve!"

 "Not long to go now... Another 30 foot or so."
 "About bloody time."
 "You didn't have to bring all that equipment with you."
 "And that coat is just ridiculous for climbing in."
 "Will you all leave off my coat!"
 "I like his coat."
 "Thank you."
 "Means I don't have to see his big, fat-"
 "Oi!"

 "Sme-e-e-e-g... Come back Luke, all is forgiven..."
 "Well, if you weren't such a weak ass Jedi, you could have floated us up
here."
 "Just don't even start on that, okay? It's not like I chose whose powers I
got."
 "Keep moving, all of you. Not long to go."

 "At... last..."
 "Wouldn't be surprised if half the palace is awake, the amount of noise you
all made coming up here."
 "Anyway... Eleven, can you see the gates?"
 "Yeah, four guards, no traffic. No lights."
 "Good, perfect. Eleven, Twelve, you want them?"
 "Yeah, we can take them... You want to give us a bit of a Force illusion to
freak them out a bit?"
 "Uh..."
 "You okay?"
 "Yeah, it's just I can't use the Force right now... It happens sometimes..."
 "It's okay, Four... It happens to every Jedi, at some point in their life,
especially at times of stress... It's not that big a deal, really."
 "Emily!"
 "Look, just go take care of the guards, will you?"
 "On it!"

 *Clang*
 *Slash*
 "Urrrghh..."
 "Have at you!"
 "'Have at you...' That's *so* cute!"
 "Uh, Eleven...?"
 *Slash*
 *Duck*
 "Yes?"
 *Parry*
 *Stab*
 "That's Nine's line. Watch you don't get done for plagiarism... Take that!"
 "Aaaahh!"
 "What?"
 "Not you. Him."
 "Oh. The dead guy. Okay."
 *Slash*
 *Hack*


 "Are you sure you're okay, Four?"
 "Yeah, no worries. Sometimes my access to the Force just fritzes out
occasionally."
 "Doesn't that worry you?"
 "... Oh, look, Eleven and Twelve are done. Shall we go commit an act of
war, people?"
 "One, did he just avoid the question?"
 "Yep."
 "Well, does it worry you?"
 "... Like the man says, let's go blow up stuff."